The miscellaneous thread in the miscellaneous part of the miscellaneous section, what could this be for?  Yep, anything you want which is sufficiently offtopic or generally random.

Let me begin: where the bodies of the guys in Chris' signature go?

 They're on my clipboard.. Sitting in some random limbo, waiting for a sympathetic Ctrl+V...

Now, that sig is getting very silly.  You've done some serious piddling about to make that work....

is this the only way they're ever going to look ever-so-slightly sinister?

DivineMrsM:

Now, that sig is getting very silly.  You've done some serious piddling about to make that work....

Yep!

Midge55:

is this the only way they're ever going to look ever-so-slightly sinister?

Yep!

We could have a spotting-the-band-member-by-only-their-eyes competition if you did some more pics

Has it got even slimer still since about mid morning ?

-Michelle-:

Has it got even slimer still since about mid morning ?

Seeing as we can ask any question we want: Why doesn't everyone wear wellies all the time?

I mean they are comfy, practical and possibly the best things to dance in. I just feel weird not wearing them now. Do you reckon I could get away with it in real life? 

Big Chris:

I'm presuming, of course, you mean slimmer, and not Slimer, off Ghostbusters... 

Yes I meant slimmer

*Becks*:

Seeing as we can ask any question we want: Why doesn't everyone wear wellies all the time?

I mean they are comfy, practical and possibly the best things to dance in. I just feel weird not wearing them now. Do you reckon I could get away with it in real life? 

I've seen people wearing them as a fashion item when it's not even raining in London

Can anyone tell me when or why Burger King stopped selling Milkshakes? I tried to buy one the other day only to be told "We don't sell them" Huh!

Burger King have stopped selling milkshakes!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-that was the only reason I ever go into burger King, why, why would theytake this away from me?

 I was in MaccyD's the other day, and it occurred to me that I'd not had a milkshake from there in best part of a decade..

So I had one and gave myself brainfreeze.... 

Jeeeeeeeeeez how many times Chris!! Slooooow and steady!!

Maybe it's just my local Burger King but they didn't have them. I was tempted to go to McDonalds for one but I made my own MMmmmmmmmmm. I bought a chocolate frijj milkshake and some dairy milk chocolate ice cream and mixed the two together. Only thing missing was a straw so it didn't hit the brainfreeze spot.

*note to self to buy straws when next shopping*

I had a milkshake the other week and got brainfreeze, and then the same freezing feeling in my chest, so I had brainfreeze and chestfreeze at the same time.....it was one of the most unpleasant experiences I've had for quite some time!